dislocated jaw
a gal who lips a boy that has a really BIG mouth that sucks the guys mouth till theres no life at all in the mouth.
dislocated jaw by princess tasha :) March 7, 2007
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Aster (jaw dislocator)
An unhinged member of the markier dan club who often writes detailed paragraphs on how they would like to f*** characters (specifically men who are manwhores, pudgy and muscly) and he is extremely mentally unstable(we are setting up a go fund me for his therapy). They are also a closeted furry who makes fun of furries to hide the fact they are one.
*conversation on the server*
Aster (jaw dislocator): what i wanted to say iz that i’ve never wanted a man sm in my life. i need hiz dick up my azz rn and after he fill me up like a twinkie i want him to leave hickiez all over me and leave bite markz too. if i could i would carry hiz children but alas i cannot. i want him to tie me up and tease me until i cry in pleasure and then i want him to edge me and make me beg for him to fuck my mind. then i want him to suck me dry and call me a good boy while he pullz my hair.
Member: Average message from Aster
Aster (jaw dislocator): what i wanted to say iz that i’ve never wanted a man sm in my life. i need hiz dick up my azz rn and after he fill me up like a twinkie i want him to leave hickiez all over me and leave bite markz too. if i could i would carry hiz children but alas i cannot. i want him to tie me up and tease me until i cry in pleasure and then i want him to edge me and make me beg for him to fuck my mind. then i want him to suck me dry and call me a good boy while he pullz my hair.
Member: Average message from Aster
Aster (jaw dislocator) by xx_depressedgacha_nightwolf November 14, 2022
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