disgeographia

1. A state of confusion about where you are or which direction you are traveling.

2. The inability to read a map.

1. Turn south at the light? Which way is south again? Pardon my ignorance, but I have disgeographia.

2. I have disgeographia, so you'll have to navigate.

by Jase Brooks April 23, 2008

discographia

On peer to peer(p2p) networks, often a way to disguise large pornographic files. Also a verb, describing the act of being duped into thinking one is downloading something else.

Dude, I thought I was getting a discography, I didn't notice that it was a discographia!
Some of this stuff is nice, though!

by teethBoss June 5, 2005