being extra careful about doing something. You are discreet, but to the umphteenth degree. Like Asians. And discreet Asians would be ninjas, right?
Cass: Man, boys are so lucky. They can scratch whatever they want, whenever they want. WHEVER they want.
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
Me: Us girls can, too. However, since we are ladies *holds up a pinky* we must be ninja discreet about it. Observe. *looks to the left, then to the right before scratching boob*
by MyNameIsChachi March 17, 2013
A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.
by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021
1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
by Yes indeed August 9, 2009
That guy is a discreet sir
by Babysharkdoodo June 16, 2021
When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
by JackVicious June 13, 2009
this is when you have to go to the urban dictionary to look up either a sexual term or a popular word/phrase that you don't know and are too embarrassed to ask someone else what it means. don't lie, you've done this too ;)
by kitkatkatie_rawr February 4, 2022