disKinect
I got tired of my jackass roommate fucking with my multiplayer Call of Duty matches, so I disKinected.
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distinctify
A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.
"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."
distinctify by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013
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Diknected
(dik•nehk•tid)
When two males that identify as super straight have a common idea with no previous conversation on the topic. Not to be confused with jinx. Diknected does not need to be the exact wording but similar thoughts instead.
When two males that identify as super straight have a common idea with no previous conversation on the topic. Not to be confused with jinx. Diknected does not need to be the exact wording but similar thoughts instead.
distinctives
Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.
Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
distinctives by WordWorks December 31, 2013
Countdown to Distinction
When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.
This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~
Countdown to Distinction by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009
Disinfectant
The thing that Donald Trump suggested that people put into their own bodies in order to fight the COVID-19 coronavirus.
Person A: "Hey, bro! Have you heard about the idea that Donald Trump is suggesting to fight the coronavirus?"
Person B: "Oh God, no! This ought to be good. What did he do this time?"
Person A: "He's suggesting that we put disinfectant in our bodies."
Person B: "Ah, yet another stupid thing out of his mouth...!
Person B: "Oh God, no! This ought to be good. What did he do this time?"
Person A: "He's suggesting that we put disinfectant in our bodies."
Person B: "Ah, yet another stupid thing out of his mouth...!
Disinfectant by Tell_My_WiFi_Love_Her April 30, 2020
disinjectant
Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.
disinjectant by timlight April 24, 2020