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disKinect

(v) 1. to disable or unplug the Kinect 2 from one's X-Box One console.
I got tired of my jackass roommate fucking with my multiplayer Call of Duty matches, so I disKinected.
by kaffis November 20, 2013
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distinctify

A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.
"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."
by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013
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Diknected

(dik•nehk•tid)
When two males that identify as super straight have a common idea with no previous conversation on the topic. Not to be confused with jinx. Diknected does not need to be the exact wording but similar thoughts instead.
"hey man you notice how Italians seem to be pretty terrible in general"

common thought process said at the same time would be.

"Man Tony (common Italian name) is loud and abnoxious, he can't even pronounce penne"

*Those two males are Diknected*
by Rjred1 March 16, 2021
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distinctives

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
by WordWorks December 31, 2013
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Countdown to Distinction

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.
This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~
by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009
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Disinfectant

The thing that Donald Trump suggested that people put into their own bodies in order to fight the COVID-19 coronavirus.
Person A: "Hey, bro! Have you heard about the idea that Donald Trump is suggesting to fight the coronavirus?"

Person B: "Oh God, no! This ought to be good. What did he do this time?"

Person A: "He's suggesting that we put disinfectant in our bodies."

Person B: "Ah, yet another stupid thing out of his mouth...!
by Tell_My_WiFi_Love_Her April 30, 2020
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disinjectant

1. disinfectant injection

2. a sarcastic suggestion by a US President to cure Covid-19 patients
Trump: It sounds interesting to me.
Reporter: Mr. President, bleach as a disinjectant or cure for Covid-19 is extremely lethal.
Trump: But it does kill, it would kill it.
by timlight April 24, 2020
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