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Dirty dick syndrome 

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

dirty mind syndrome 

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.
Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome
dirty mind syndrome by -BOFH- September 22, 2005

Dirty Dancing Syndrome

When you see a horrible movie, such as dirty dancing, and although it is disturbingly stupid, you can't stop watching.
I watched Dirty Dancing last night. Worst thing I ever saw in my life, but SO juicy, i couldn't turn it off, I think I have Dirty Dancing Syndrome

Dirty dick syndrome 

A man that has sex with numerous women and not caring about passing along infections or diseases to other women he has sex with.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now i got the {dirty dick syndrome}.

dirty dick syndrome 

When you do not wash your dick after sex and then do not get a chance to wash it - dirty dick syndrome.
Wow i had sex last night but haven't taken a shower, I think I got dirty dick syndrome.

dirty elbow syndrome 

a condition in which the skin on a person's elbows appear much darker than the rest of their arms, thus looking dirty
Person 1: Hey dude, what's all over your elbows? were you crawling through some dirt?

Person 2: No man, I just have dirty elbow syndrome, they just look dirty