When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.

Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked

Dirty Shandi by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

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dirty santiago

Under anal intercourse, put two thumbs up his anus, then draw your fingers over his eyebrows.

I gave him a DIRTY SANTIAGO yesterday, his eyebrows looked like they were about to fall off of his face.

dirty santiago by Scrotonator March 6, 2008

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dirty santi

dirty santi is the apocryphal act of smearing your partner's face with week-old argentine underwear, usually that of the male gender.

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dirty santi by mischa73 February 23, 2011

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