dirty shand

Where your shagging a burd and just as your about to cum, you set fire to her pubes and put out the flames with your gorilla juice!

Was shagging your maw last night and she asked me to do something that had never been done to her before so I gave her a dirty shand!

by Twat titties May 23, 2019

dirty sandcastle

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

dirty sandbox

Giving a blowjob on a playground. Often by a teenage girl to her teenage crush.

The rubberbands on Kelly's braces got in the way of our dirty sandbox.

by kaynerd June 18, 2009

Dirty Sandbaca

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a significant other, proceed to pull out and release your load on your partener's face. Next throw a bag of sand on there face and rip out a patch of your own pubes and do the same. this will resemble the Star Wars charecter known as Chewbaca.

After a long day Jimmy came home to his wife and gave her a Dirty Sandbaca in the bath tub.

by The Dali Llama April 9, 2008

Dirty Shandi

When your girlfriend is face fucking you and she lets off a mean ass clapper right in your mouth and you swallow the poo particles and you blow your load simultaneously it shoots in her eye and she is diagnosed with an unknown eye disease.

Timmy: Yo Harry
Harry: Wassup
Timmy: My girl gave me a dirty shandi last night
Harry: Your completely fucked

by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

Dirty shandrigga

Eating peaches and getting peach juice all over your face and having her lick it off.. then fucking her so hard she cums and can barely walk

She always wants me to do the dirty shandrigga on her

by Tall satan March 15, 2022

dirty shanders

The act of stealing your neighbors feces without them knowing and spreading the remains onto their breakfast pancakes.

Hey Mikey! you love eating Dirty Shanders, don't you?

by fecalmastah May 24, 2006