dirty scottie

When you are having sex with a fat woman in a pit of mud right before you ejactulate you shove her under and then right before you cun you let her up to ejactulate into her face or eye

Jimmy took Beth to an old mudding spot and pulled a dirty scottie

by Pattie cake January 17, 2016

dirty scotty

When a thicccccc thiccccccc boy can twerk like a god and throw so much ass and get so much cash!

Damn, He is so thiccccc! He can throw it like a Dirty Scotty and make so much money.

by JeanAlmondJoy April 16, 2020

Dirty Scotty

Dirty Scotty is a man who lost a dildo up his ass and is a literal asshole because he has a dick in his colon.

“Man, that guy is being a Dirty Scotty!”

by Lockthedoor May 1, 2020

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025