dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

by Alizarden July 16, 2016

Dirty Pasty

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

dirty patryk

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.

Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.

by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009