dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

dirty pastry by Alizarden July 16, 2016

Dirty Pasty 

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

Dirty Pasty by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

Dixon dirty pasty 

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

Dixon dirty pasty by Joker34 February 4, 2019

dirty patryk 

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.

Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.

dirty patryk by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022

Dirt Pasty 

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

Dirt Pasty by dirtdawg January 5, 2009