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Dirty Payton

the thiccest girl you'll ever meet, she do know how to throw it back on tik tok.
Damn dude did you see that Dirty Payton
Dirty Payton by MyMomNameDave April 19, 2020

Dirty Paxton 

The act of stuffing a dead whore with embalming fluid and fucking it till the eye sockets pop out then putting the eye balls in the warm milk
I found this hooker on the street corner gave her a dirty Paxton then brought the milk to work the next day for lunch
Dirty Paxton by Slump god gs9 June 5, 2019

Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off
I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton
Dirty Payton by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020

Dirty Payton

While using the back of ones tongue, during a blowjob bringing him to climax.
"Have you ever had a dirty payton, while blindfolded & tied up."
Dirty Payton by DemonicalBeing01 January 9, 2024

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026