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Dirty Payton

the thiccest girl you'll ever meet, she do know how to throw it back on tik tok.
Damn dude did you see that Dirty Payton
Dirty Payton by MyMomNameDave April 19, 2020

Dirty Paxton 

The act of stuffing a dead whore with embalming fluid and fucking it till the eye sockets pop out then putting the eye balls in the warm milk
I found this hooker on the street corner gave her a dirty Paxton then brought the milk to work the next day for lunch
Dirty Paxton by Slump god gs9 June 5, 2019

Dirty Payton

A girl who always picks her nose and eats the bogeys during sex, and it is the only thing that gets her off
I was fucking that girls for hours and she just wouldn’t cum! She must be a dirty Payton
Dirty Payton by Macandcheese23 March 27, 2020

Dirty Payton

While using the back of ones tongue, during a blowjob bringing him to climax.
"Have you ever had a dirty payton, while blindfolded & tied up."
Dirty Payton by DemonicalBeing01 January 9, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026