dirty morris 

The act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone's face. Usually a gesture of anger or dislike.

Hey bro, since you didn't do the dishes, I'm going to dirty morris your ass so hard.

dirty morris by Gangster Hebrew November 25, 2011

Dirty Morris 

When a douchey guy gets a girl in the back of his car for a 1 time quickie using qualities such as good athletic ability, blond Justin Beiber hair, or a nice car, such as a Mustang.

John - Hey Andrew, wheres Matthew? i thought we were meeting here after the club.
Andrew - That son of a bitch, i think he's pulling a Dirty Morris on that chick from the bar.

Dirty Morris by Aspang August 16, 2012

dirty morris 

A sloshy type of sock, that sticks to your foot or a trout like face in pain.

ewww get that dirty morris away from me

dirty morris by mwahaa June 16, 2008

Dirty Morrison 

A foul odor emitted from the crotch-region of a male, causing a female's eyes to water as she performs a selfless act on the above-mentioned region.

My girlfriend went down on me last night, and I gave her a Dirty Morrison. You should have seen her eyes water from the smell!

Dirty Morrison by Vinesh Pratap April 26, 2005

Dirty marrisa

When you piss so quiet you don't have to flush

Hey bro just did a dirty marrisa in the toilet

Dirty marrisa by XxbogboyxX September 12, 2021