1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).
1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"