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the act of grabbing jogser, sticking a carrot up his bum, then calling vekz and calj to come and cum on his face while he screams. everyone has a hard on.

"they went up to Notcutts and did a dirty marley"

dirty marley by VeKz W October 19, 2020

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Dirty Marley

In the act of performing oral sex on a person with with public dreadlocks, the receiver places a small amount of cocaine (or a "bump") on their genitals above their dreadlocks so the person performing fellatio or cunninlingus is able to do the drug while performing oral sex.

Hey bro did you have sex with Trebor yesterday?

No bro I gave him a Dirty Marley.

Dirty Marley by dortan August 24, 2018

Dirty Marlene

Dirty Marlene

When you're so hot and your ass wiggles when you walk, your G String shows through your skirt..but your booty is fly.

Damn that Dirty Marlene makes me wanna cry wid all dat jiggle

Dirty Marlene by Mistress Zappy June 12, 2020

dirty marlei

When a basic white girl uses a sock as a tampon and then eats it

I ran out of tampons and was hungry so i did a dirty marlei

dirty marlei by Mikethemuppet August 20, 2019

dirty marleigh

a dirty marleigh is when you transfer farts into someone’s butt hole while screaming Kachow!

Hey man can we do a dirty marleigh later feeling kind of horny.

dirty marleigh by daddykachow June 29, 2021

Dirty Marlene

When you suck snot out of your partners nose while having an orgasm then spitting it in their mouth.

I have a cold so let’s do the dirty Marlene.

Dirty Marlene by Flowmies April 3, 2020

dirty Marlena

When you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you realize it's been in your pocket the whole time. So you hide it somewhere else real quick and pretend to find it there to avoid embarrassment.

"OH COME ON! I looked under the couch for my keys at least 10 times and you're telling me you just found them there? You just pulled a dirty Marlena on me didn't you?!"

dirty Marlena by Evergreen Essence June 4, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026