dirty maiah

Having a thick juicy ass that makes the bed soggy during sex.. it’s unbelievably annoying when you’re having sex it gets so hot and sweaty. Your squidward cooch makes it so humid in the bedroom. All of your sex partners leave the room so amazed by how well you can fog up a room .. each and every person you have sex with ends up proposing to you. Which makes it hard on you because they don’t deserve your thick derriere

Wow this fog reminds me on this babe.. dirty Maiah

dirty maiah by Kayla.danielle0917 April 16, 2020

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Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.

Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!

Dirty Maia by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020

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Dirty Maitha

The act of being dominant over a male and making them call you mommy.

“Yeah she gave me a dirty maitha last night”

Dirty Maitha by Thicc ass white nigga July 7, 2021

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dirty maisha

When you’ve eaten a load of spicy asian food and need to get it out your system, but are afraid it’ll hurt like fuck.

“I’m afraid I’ll need to go have a dirty maisha after this curry”

dirty maisha by SSSNNN May 6, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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