dirty maiah 

Having a thick juicy ass that makes the bed soggy during sex.. it’s unbelievably annoying when you’re having sex it gets so hot and sweaty. Your squidward cooch makes it so humid in the bedroom. All of your sex partners leave the room so amazed by how well you can fog up a room .. each and every person you have sex with ends up proposing to you. Which makes it hard on you because they don’t deserve your thick derriere

Wow this fog reminds me on this babe.. dirty Maiah

dirty maiah by Kayla.danielle0917 April 16, 2020

Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.

Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!

Dirty Maia by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020

Dirty Maitha

The act of being dominant over a male and making them call you mommy.

“Yeah she gave me a dirty maitha last night”

Dirty Maitha by Thicc ass white nigga July 7, 2021

dirty maisha 

When you’ve eaten a load of spicy asian food and need to get it out your system, but are afraid it’ll hurt like fuck.

“I’m afraid I’ll need to go have a dirty maisha after this curry”

dirty maisha by SSSNNN May 6, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019