dirty lunch

The act of leaving work and engaging in intensely hot sexual intercourse in lieu of eating lunch.

"How about some dirty lunch around noon? Fuck regular lunch with cheese and shit."

dirty lunch by tasty_ September 29, 2014

dirty lunch box 

When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.

Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.

dirty lunch box by Dirty-train December 14, 2008

dirty lunch lady 

When your woman dishes diarrhea out of your ass and puts it on a bun thus eating it, this is known as a sloppy joe

Im hungry lets go back to my place and make a dirty lunch lady

dirty lunch lady by team anal March 13, 2014

Dirty Luchador 

an often used alternative take on the sanchez,

instead of performing your reach around on the upper lip you smear

your whole hand across the face (like a luchador mask) and scream

OHLE!

after receiving a dirty luchador she was never the same,

Dirty Luchador by hebs November 3, 2006

Dirty Lunchbox 

The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.

Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.

Dirty Lunchbox by Monique8189 December 15, 2009

dirty lucha 

A sexual act in which the female partner defecates on a make partner’s face then proceeds to spread the substance over the face creating a mask.

The male partner then proceeds to perform anal sex, cums, then smears his soiled penis on the upper lip of the female creating a faux mustache (see dirty sanchez).

The two then proceed to wrestle each other.

Last night my girlfriend and I performed the dirty lucha, and she’s complaining that she can still smell poop.

dirty lucha by Emperor Evil May 15, 2019