When a lunch box is stolen, the contents are eaten by the thief and replaced by him or her taking a nice warm shit inside the box. The lunch box is then returned to the owner for a nice lunch time suprise.
Little Billy was starving when he got home from school because someone gave him a dirty lunch box.
The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.
Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.
A sexual act in which the female partner defecates on a make partner’s face then proceeds to spread the substance over the face creating a mask.
The male partner then proceeds to perform anal sex, cums, then smears his soiled penis on the upper lip of the female creating a faux mustache (see dirty sanchez).
The two then proceed to wrestle each other.
Last night my girlfriend and I performed the dirty lucha, and she’s complaining that she can still smell poop.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).