The act of shitting on a girls chest, then rubbing the shit all over her so she’s a brownsticky smelly mess before cumming on her scatty bussams, and forcing her elderly grandmother to lick her clean.
I gave Bertha a perfect dirty kadey last night… her nan loved it but i think she wants to sue for abuse
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"