dirty jon

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church

I got a dirty Jon this morning at church

by Chickdnsjsksvs January 27, 2017

dirty jon

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020

Dirty Jon

The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits

Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?

by 6996dirtysanchez6969 April 12, 2020

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

Dirty Jon

The act of 2v1'ing an underage girl in your bed with your drunk best friend so hard, she has her period in your bed. and instead of cleaning your sheets, you just lick it clean till it shines

"Did you hear about sky vessy? she got dirty jon'd so hard by Jon, and braiden last night"

by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025