dirty jon 

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church

I got a dirty Jon this morning at church

dirty jon by Chickdnsjsksvs January 27, 2017

Dirty Jon 

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

Dirty Jon by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020

Dirty Jon 

The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits

Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?

Dirty Jon by 6996dirtysanchez6969 April 12, 2020

dirty jon 

when you kiss a man and sniff his girlfriend

bro you're such a dirty jon

dirty jon by chueriocjncubjehcheioerj November 18, 2021

dirty jon voight 

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

dirty jon voight by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Dirty long jon 

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

Dirty long jon by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

Dirty Joni 

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

Dirty Joni by sam726 August 24, 2019