dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break

"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"

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dirty jaxon

A dirty Jaxon is when a man fucks a pussy when she is upside down while getting ass fucked.

Damn that dirty Jaxon last night was hot lets do it tonight.

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When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.

Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.

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The act of hypnotizing someone into being so obsessed with you that they constantly seek your validation, usually to the point of annoyance.

Ayo, I heard Samantha totally Dirty Jaxion’ed a guy from across the world into paying them!

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a gay man who watches hentai 24/7. makes out with any man he sees.

bro i am such a dirty jaxon

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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