rash one gets when sttempting to keep the gooch clean and attempting to clean up dirty gooch hair. caused when one shampoos said gooch and doesnt rinse properly hence forming the DIRTY GOOCH RASH!
Homie 1:Nigga my gooch be itchin!i think i got the dirty gooch rash!!!11one
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!
at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
Homie 2:Dumbass you need to be shampooin that shit regularly!
Homie 1:dayum dawg i be shampooin that shit every day!
Homie 2:Fuckin dumbass you need to rinse properly now stop fuckin itchin youre scarin away them fine ass bitches im tryin to bag!
at this point in time Homie 2 decides Homie 1 needs to die and busts a cap in his ass...or dirty gooch...same area
by Patrick from Atown November 30, 2006
The hair between your spank bag and o-ring. If you're not shampooing that shit regularly, then it'll turn into.... Dirty Gooch Hair!
Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.
R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Dirty Gooch Hair can sometimes get dingleberries caught in it. Always try to soap it down with the families bar of soap so it don't stink like a black street urchin. Bitches don't like dirty gooch hair so try shavin that shit off or maybe perming it.
R-Kelly is known to braid his dirty gooch hair
Homie 1: Nigga you stink!
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it
(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
Homie 2: I didn't get to shower this mornin
Homie 1: Well did you at least wash out your dirty gooch hair?
Homie 2: Nigga I told you I didn't get to shower
Homie 1: Damn nigga you scarin' all da bitches away
Homie 2: (Shanks Homie #1 Dead) Lets see how you like it
(Homie #2 Dumps the steaming load he's been holding all morning on Homie #1)
by Shankmasta November 27, 2006
When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice
by GrannyShagger420 February 1, 2021