dirty double

going to the bamboo 2 nights on the trot.

"CB what are you doing this weekend ?"
"I'm staying in I did the dirty double last weekend"

by JJ and Bradders October 31, 2003

dirty double

When a female cuts off her significant other's penis, then proceeds to stick up her vagina while having sex with with someone else.

So she cut it off and did the dirty double with Mike.

by !@Dule October 4, 2005

dirty double

The act of burping and farting in rapid succession, one after the other.

Legends tell of a 'terrifying triple' which also includes a sneeze, but this is said to herald the apocalypse and one's utter destruction.

Just before going out to the bar, Jill burped and farted, a so-called "dirty double" and then exclaimed: "NOW I'm ready to go!"

by Dewon December 14, 2009

Dirty Double

When you perform sexual acts with 2 different partners and don't shower in between.

Dude I just pulled a dirty double on Sharonda and LaQuan!!!

Dude I love chlamydia!!!!

by Doc N September 15, 2012

The Dirty Double

When someone shits and pukes at the same time. This horrific and awe-inspiring act is generally accomplished in a friends bathroom after a night of heavy drinking.

"Oh man, did you see Crazy G last night? She got The Dirty Double in my car. I'm never gonna get that smell out."

by MC Nutreal July 6, 2006

dirty doubling doodler

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

dirty double discharge

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.

While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

by darble andrews November 21, 2010