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dirty double 

going to the bamboo 2 nights on the trot.
"CB what are you doing this weekend ?"
"I'm staying in I did the dirty double last weekend"
dirty double by JJ and Bradders October 31, 2003

dirty double 

When a female cuts off her significant other's penis, then proceeds to stick up her vagina while having sex with with someone else.
dirty double by !@Dule October 4, 2005

dirty double 

The act of burping and farting in rapid succession, one after the other.

Legends tell of a 'terrifying triple' which also includes a sneeze, but this is said to herald the apocalypse and one's utter destruction.
Just before going out to the bar, Jill burped and farted, a so-called "dirty double" and then exclaimed: "NOW I'm ready to go!"
dirty double by Dewon December 14, 2009

dirty double discharge 

Vomiting while pooping or pooping while vomiting.
While sipping back on a little too much of daddy's old scotch, you begin to feel nauseous as your previous meal catches up with you. Then, the real party begins. A mass explosion, with vomit exploding out the front and your feces exiting the rear. Thus, you have begun the ol' dirty double discharge.

Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Dirty Double Stranger by Despy October 19, 2006

Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Dirty Double Stranger by Despy November 6, 2008
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