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Dirty Dolphin 

When a man is about to put it in vaginally and accidentally knocks on the anal door. Her negative response sounds like flipper "eehh eehhh. eehh eehhh."
Kate and I had sex for the first time last night and I missed her pussy at first. I felt so sheepish about giving her a dirty dolphin.
Dirty Dolphin by Lifeykins September 23, 2008

Dirty Dolphin 

Using a paralytic, paralyze your significant other while going to doggy style. She will need to be breathed for causing you to use a bag valve mask while doing the dirty. Causing a dolphin like noise.
Man I totally Dirty Dolphined my girl last night, felt like I was freeing Willy!
Dirty Dolphin by 2a_medic August 21, 2018

Dirty Dolphin 

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.
After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.
Dirty Dolphin by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

dirty dolphin with extra water

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and u qickly ejaculate in her face and she comes to a sticky surprise and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."
"yo, i dirty dolphin with extra watered chloe so hard last night, she could'nt let go of me"

the dirty dolphin 

When youre fuckin a skank ho on the beach, you precede to pull your slampiece out, dip it in the sand, and immediately jam it back in her pussy.
" i was having sex with your girl on the beach last night and i gave her the dirty dolphin. so if it hurts next time u bang her, now u know why. "
the dirty dolphin by nicholas wood September 4, 2006

The Dirty dolphin 

While in 69 she squirts in your nose and you have to blow it out
Babe, did I drown you?" "Nah, you just came so hard I did a the dirty dolphin."
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