dirty desert

A dirty desert is when a girl is giving you a blowjob, while your taking a shit, and eating cookies and milk. Or you can say a blumpkin while eating cookies and milk.

She totally gave me a dirty desert last night

dirty desert by shalakalaka March 26, 2009

Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.

I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.

Dirty desert by The Utah king May 11, 2022

dirty desert dogs 

A small group of elite young men that grew up in the deserts of the far west texas town of El Paso. Tracking and stocking military convoys in order to obtain various munitions, mre's, and other tools or equiptment left behind by military personnel. This elite group also enjoys enjoys basking in the hot sun while drinking warm dark beer from a left over keg, while daring each other to be the first to drink liquid rat!

We waited behind the tall mesquite for the 2 communication antenna to go down. Dirty desert dogs..... Move in!!!!

dirty desert dogs by wrfjax October 23, 2019

Dirty Dessert 

The step after "sloppy seconds".

-Being the third person to get with a girl.

Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.

Dirty Dessert by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009

Dirt Dessert 

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.

Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?

Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.

Dirt Dessert by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019