(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk
Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it feltgrate
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.