dirty crogs 

to allow ones boyfriend / girlfriend / partner to shit in your mouth while giving a hand job over your head

"she's so kinky, bet she's done a dirty crogs"

dirty crogs by sexy whore 101 April 20, 2020

dirty croissant 

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

dirty croissant by Mattallica February 27, 2017