dirty craig

Wrapping one's foreskin over an instrumentation tech's hand while he grips one's knob.

Brent was giving Joe a handy and Joe Dirty Craig'd him.

by Jonnyby' May 21, 2017

Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.

I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Craig when I broke both of my hips.

by FrequentC May 22, 2019

Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024