FrequentC's definitions

Dirty Craig

You tell a lot of big dick jokes and a woman responds with something like "Guys who brag always have the tiny ones". But then the two of you have sex, she finds out your dick is huge, and she winds up hospitalized.

I'm on Social Security Disability ever since that Dirty Craig when I broke both of my hips.

by FrequentC May 22, 2019

Amish Ivy

When you get poison ivy from having role-play sex in the woods.

My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.

by FrequentC July 22, 2025