dirty carlos

much like the hot carl, but much more mexican and involving hot sauce on the shit

i dropped a dirty carlos on a hooker in tijuana

by jordandropsdirtycarlos's February 24, 2007

Dirty Carlos

When taking a girl from behind, just as you get to the vingar stroke, shout your ex girlfriend's name and see how long you can hang on for!

I give the missus the Dirty Carlos last night, Mental

by bolt451 November 17, 2009

Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 27, 2023

Dirty Carlsen

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"

Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"

by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

Dirty Carlotta

While being held down by a dominant man, he fingers her anus and vagina simultaneously until she ejaculates (if she pees it is not a Dirty Carlotta but has another name), then while still dripping, sits on his face backward so that his nose is in her ass.

He was banging her good and it surprised him when she gushed on his hand and gave him a Dirty Carlotta.

by Leonard3 December 10, 2009

dirty carlson

A dirty Carlson is when you get butt fucked by a black fat dude.

My friend was over last night and he gave me a dirty carlson

by Gavin bbb November 21, 2020