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dirty cactus 

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Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.
I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.
dirty cactus by MARKK November 19, 2006
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Dirty Cactus

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The Anal fixation of ramming a cactus up someone Asshole, until pleasure is complete. With the occasional stuck needles for maximum pleasure.
"I tried Dirty Cactus for the first time, didnt like it. Couldn't sit for a week."-said Bartholomew
Dirty Cactus by CedrickSparklesack February 21, 2026
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