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dirty blasious 

When taking a shit in a public restroom only to find out there is no toilet paper so you use you underware and leave them there.

dirty baja blast

(1) A sexual act performed specifically on a sandy beach where a penis having person fucks their partner from behind. The penis haver, before orgasming, says, "I gonna baja blast!" Then ejaculates onto their partners back while simultaneously dumping seawater, being contained nearby, onto the individuals back as well.

(2) a limited time online exclusive drink at taco bell; a baja blast with vanilla sweet cream
"Did you and Eric have fun camping at the beach last night?"

"Oh yeah we did! He even gave me a Dirty Baja Blast"

"Which kind?"

"Both"
dirty baja blast by Elbis February 3, 2025

Louisiana dirtblaster

A sexual act in which a man sits on the window of the bedroom, shits as hard as he can, and tries to make as much feces cover the female as possible
I had sex with this girl, man that Louisiana dirtblaster I did was crazy.