dirty bethann
You’re a bad ass bitch who doesn’t take any shit. You speak up for what you believe even if you’re the only one yelling. You think you’re sophisticated and drink too much wine.
dirty bethann by Betexe April 15, 2020
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Dirty Bethan
When a sexual parter likes being both whipped and choked with a belt, so, as you're choking them, you pull the belt away to whip them, leaving their neck burning so it feels like the belt is still there, but it is not.
Dirty Bethan by BJROGER April 7, 2020
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Dirty Bethany
When someone takes 2+ bottles of laxatives then puts a tampon in their anus. Once the tampon is filled with liquid shit they bake it into a chocolate cake for their significant other.
Dirty Bethany by AlphaOwns October 18, 2019
Dirty Bethany
When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Dirty Bethany by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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