by sticklapop March 26, 2010
Due to a specific young man's geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a Bean , rather than a Beaner. This is due in part to his mother's hispanic heritage, and his father's lack-ther-of.
1~Friend: "Hey Bean, why don't you run track?"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"
1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"
1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"
by Allison JOY and Adam Marcus (BEAN) March 09, 2007
When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall
by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020
Combination of "dirty" as in "dirty secret", and "beans" as in "spill the beans". As in share with us your secret.
Girl: "Honestly though, looking back, I think I can say I'm happy with what I did."
Boy: "Well, then you have done as good as you can for a first pass - no regrets."
Girl: "Hey, I didn't say there are no regrets. There are several."
Boy: "ooo dirty beans"
Boy: "Well, then you have done as good as you can for a first pass - no regrets."
Girl: "Hey, I didn't say there are no regrets. There are several."
Boy: "ooo dirty beans"
by .l. master September 25, 2012
by Aromantic Angel May 18, 2021
by KingSalami1313 June 28, 2021
The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
by Cele696969 May 31, 2011