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dirty bean

this happens when a person sticks their penis in a can of bean dip and makes a girl suck it off
dylan-"hey did you get that dirty bean last night??"
jon-"hell yeah"
dirty bean by sticklapop March 26, 2010

dirty bean

Due to a specific young man's geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a Bean , rather than a Beaner. This is due in part to his mother's hispanic heritage, and his father's lack-ther-of.
1~Friend: "Hey Bean, why don't you run track?"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"

1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"

Dirty bean

A lovely young lady that loves attention seeking and getting slutted out with nothing in return !
Ayeee bruvah did you knock that dirty bean down from the club last night
Dirty bean by Shuge dollaz January 13, 2023

Dirty Bean Water

Another word for coffee, made popular by Jacksepticeye.
"Now your dirty bean water is warm and ready!"

dirty bean juice

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito 

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.
EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags
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