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Dirty aisha 

A bad bitch who knows how to get down and dirty while still looking classy af
Damn bro I need me a dirty aisha
Dirty aisha by Ashdhjka September 6, 2021

Dirty Aishah 

When you're fucking a girl in the car and she wants to be double penetrated so she puts the gear shift in her ass while you fuck her. And then there's shit all over the gear shift. Also she's stupid.
Guy 1: Aw dude, what the fuck is on your gear shift?
Guy 2: Oh I had a dirty aishah last night.
Guy 1: Makes sense

dirty akshay 

When a guy is getting fucked in the ass by another guy while eat eggs and bacon off the floor covered in piss
Man that dirty akshay went crazy
dirty akshay by RemmyDemmy January 17, 2023

dirty akshaj 

when a Hispanic man is receiving rigorous anal from an Indian man in a kitchen while they're made to eat condoms full of shit.
Friend: "Man, I saw the best dirty akshaj last week!"
dirty akshaj by tillus April 12, 2023

Dirty Akshay 

“Dirty Akshay” is the thing you are always looking for and can not find. But you will never give up the search. Because you yourself are sure you will find it. Maybe one day you will!
Person 1: Why can’t you find it?
Person 2: It’s like a dirty akshay
Dirty Akshay by Yurrr_yurrr August 17, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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