Bringing a girl home that’s hotter that you that people thought you would have no chance with( it’s mostly slag at my college bc some dude did it ages ago)
Dirty Agustin is when you non consensually butt fuck someone while in a plane in front of the flight attendant who asks you if you want peanuts as she watches in horror because she notices you already have all the peanuts you need from the rips the anal sex has left....