dirty amalie

when someone named amalie uses an ironing board to flatten the penis to make it easier to slide. this will always be with three or more people, never only 2. after the penis is flattened, she will slice it up into tiny bite-sized pieces and sprinkle it on top of a bowl or porridge.

omg i did a dirty amalie last night!!

dirty amalie by thefull8inches April 6, 2022

dirty Amelie

dirty Amelie, the unique technique of painting done by constantly being "high as fucking shit" and using a chewed worm on a string as an instrument to paint with.

For this painting i used the "dirty Amelie" technique. Im pretty proud of it.

dirty Amelie by a random dumbass on the web April 14, 2020

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dirty amelie

Dirty Amelie is when you have sexual acts and run off naked, specially in public places.

I was having it on with this girl and she pulled a dirty Amelie

dirty amelie by Kyle Johnson September 2, 2021

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Dirty Amelie

When a below average IQ woman has sex with several fuckboys at a time and is still proud of it.

Aww man, she is so stupid she could do a dirty Amelie

Dirty Amelie by Kätzi January 21, 2022

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Dirty Amelie

To fuck a gorilla while shitting in a chamber pot that was specifically mad in 1863.

Bro did you hear, Brandon got challenged to do a dirty Amelie!

Dirty Amelie by Cum Guzzler 42069 September 2, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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