dirty alva 

When you're tied up in a kiddy pool full of jello getting absolutely railed

Me and Bryson did a dirty alva last night

dirty alva by Asianjesus18 July 22, 2023

Dirty Alvarez 

Act of putting your finger into your butt crack or hole, then running or rubbing same finger under the nose and across the lip of an unsuspecting friend.

Richie so gave Jason a Dirty Alvarez last night at Ribco.

Dirty Alvarez by Richie Phillips August 20, 2007

Dirty "D" Alvarado 

The act of having anal sex with your partner(male or female/trans-sexual/she-male/it) and right before you ejaculate you pull out intending to shoot your load in your partner's face but instead you embarrassingly fuck up and while under pressure shoot it WIDE LEFT!!!

Gilbert vs. Rutgers, Gilbert's 07/08 season for the USF Bulls.

Last night I was doing anal for the first time and pulled a Dirty "D" Alvarado Pie...three times.

Dirty "D" Alvarado by Adolph Oliver Bush 25 September 6, 2009