Dirty Duke

The act of going and sticking out your tongue and using it to lick your canine’s shlong. A classic reversal of The Canine Special. There are still debates on if this constitutes beastiality.

Duke: *Bark!*
Renato: Shut up, I already gave you a Dirty Duke today!

Dirty Duke by LargeDavid April 8, 2021

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A dirty duke is a guy who is pretty much a piece of shit ... He will screw anything that walks... He is insecure and needs to be praised by low life's ... He's the size of a turd but most likely on steriods so a turd with muscles to be exact ... Stay away if you ever run into a dirty duke bec you will stink like shit for a while

Dirty duke just bagged himself a bad Abby he loves a skank bottom feeder.

dirty duke by Dream girl January 2, 2014

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Ol’ Dirty Duke

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”

I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

Ol’ Dirty Duke by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

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Dirtydunked

A person who hooks up with a tour guide.

Esp. A bratty, stuck up, spoiled, shameless or disrespectful person.

A young woman that no one liked on a study abroad, that could't get any guys from the trip to hook up with her because she was a pretentious asshole (she told a guy to "stick his P in her V", seconds later she then flopped drunk onto the floor like a carp). Later in the trip the Ecuadorian tour guide, Duncan dirtydunked her in front of the other tour guide. While she was getting dirtydunked she was speaking what little spanish she could, "Mas mas, Fabian stop looking". Then brags about getting dirtydunked to the group.

Dirtydunked by Gala Pagos June 20, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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