Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.
Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.
by Bobby Tables July 08, 2009
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C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.
"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"
by wickedNH February 06, 2004
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@ somebody when you are saying something about them
Myah shaded me on Snapchat and didnt @ me and she wasn’t being direct
by Lmaooojaiiidda June 10, 2018
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What real mean don't ask for.
Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.
by Superman13 May 23, 2008
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A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.
Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003
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Jazmine shaded me on Twitter today but she didn’t @ me and said it directly”
by CiaraMaraj April 05, 2018
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a thing that a penis / leg does when underneith covers, especially in hotel rooms, or when a penis directly touches something
" dude dont put those boxers on your head! his direct penis was on that!"
by boober101 November 14, 2007
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