directional moron 

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

directional moron by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.

Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.

Mis-Directional Moron by TinyDefs February 7, 2023