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dire reasons

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!
by chrism July 4, 2004
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Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!
by chrism July 4, 2004
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