dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.

That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.

by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008

Mickey Dip

The art of inserting one's penis into the beverage of a friend or acquaintance if they leave a room and their drink unattended at any stage. Usually perpetrated for comedic purposes.

John: Thomas just went to the bathroom there and the idiot left his pint behind. Mickey Dip?

Peter: Of course, in for a penny in for a pound, that arsehole deserves a knob in his drink.

by ss77 May 16, 2011