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Diplodunce

Definition one:

Someone who believes that because they go to a well known school, they are smarter and better than others. Someone who believes that their title is what makes them rather than who they actually are. They are generally easy to rage bait and easily angered.

NOTE: BE WARNED, THESE PEOPLE ARE EASILY ANGERED AND WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE RIGHT

Definition two:

Someone who has or is currently attending The Gatton Academy in Kentucky, United States.
Example one:

Person one (Didn't attend MIT): "MIT is a great place, but I feel like the logo is oversimplified and bland."

Person two (Attends MIT): "Well you are just jealous that you didn't get into MIT, you must be seething, admit it!"

Person one: "Sure thing diplodunce! I'm seething! I'm crying and on my knees!"

Example two:

Person one (Doesn't attend The Gatton Academy): "I'm glad I got rejected from Gatton, I have so much more opportunities where I am now and I've met so many cool people!"

Person two (Attends The Gatton Academy): "Cope, cope, just say that you are jealous, you must be seething! Your probably mad you didn't get in!"

Person one: "I couldn't care less, I am still getting my degree, besides that I've been told a lot of bad things about Gatton anyways."

Person two: "Cope, you never attended, you can't say anything, your opinion is invalid, you don't know anything!"

Person two: "Alright diplodunce, you never been to Chernobyl, people said it's radioactive, but you never been so why don't you go dickwad?"
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