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Tip and Dip 

This happens when a person can't be present for a full event. But when one longs for the Tip, one will often just show up, get the Tip, and dip.
Most common example being the fact that Dave Tipper mainly performs at festivals. And in order to make it to every one of his shows, while fitting it into your schedule realistically, one must perform a Tip and dip.

Tip and Dip 

The classier cousin of the dine and dash. Instead of eating at a restaurant and bailing without paying, a person (people) will eat at a restaurant, tip the waitress and then dip (bail), without paying the tab.

Started by Daniel Simmons of Colorado July 09
"I don't feel like spending much money, let's just dine and dash".

"You cheap bastard. Let's tip and dip".

"You're right, that's classy".
Tip and Dip by DANIELOFSPARTA July 23, 2009

Tip and Dip 

When you only stick the tip in during intercourse and leave before you splooge.
I did my first Tip and Dip on Becky last night.

Tip and Dip 

Refers to the practice of tipping a server in a restaurant, then proceeding to leave without paying for the meal.

Similar to the Dine and Dash, except it serves as an act of gratitude and respect to your server, despite remaining equally discourteous to the restaurant. Typically leaves waiter or waitress confused, disappointed, and with a slight sense of accomplishment.
"Alright, you ready to head out? I'll ask for the bill."

"Fuck that. Let's dine and dash. The food was shit."

"Our waitress was pretty nice though, pretty hot too."

"Yeah, you're right. Tip and Dip?"

"Tip and Dip."
Tip and Dip by Bayaz October 19, 2013
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026