ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 29, 2010

Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.

"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

by ChrisNeville May 14, 2009

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 07, 2024