Ding Dong

a floppy weiner that is soggy and cant get stiff. it is small and is kind alike a soggy worm

after being kicked in the balls so many times i had a ding dong

by matt the hopper November 30, 2003

ding dong bitch

A female you hate so much that you can't wait to be able to sing "ding dong the witch is dead" about her.

Fucking Nancy keyed my new car, what a ding dong bitch!

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

Ding-Donging Around

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing

Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

by Kennyhulpach August 16, 2010

ding dong bitch

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.

I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.

by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020

ding dong squats

When a woman is riding a guy then puts her feet flat down going up and down his dick

Babe come do those ding dong squats on me!

by ashane March 17, 2019

ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 November 7, 2015