2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
1. Dammit John, lastnight I had the worst case of diacorn and my anus started to bleed!
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
Dinocorn, Most Amazing Person Ever Shes Beautiful But Denies It, My Amazing Girlfriend Nicole, A Mix
Between A Dinosaur And A Unicorn, Probably Also
A Strange Sex Position That Im Not Sure Of.