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1.While on the toilet experiencing diareah, random BB shots of corn rocket out of your fucking asshole.

2. An imposter of the unicorn. As you approach it to verify that it is a unicorn, it turns around and diareahs all over you. Also known to enter your garage at night and shit all over everything.
1. Dammit John, lastnight I had the worst case of diacorn and my anus started to bleed!
2. Last night I walked into my garage and noticed shit everywhere! I knew it was those god damn diacorns! I'm ganna chop that son of a bitch into pieces and put it in a black garbage bag and throw it into the east river.
diacorn by Op21 September 5, 2008
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A silly round guy who's wide smile never fails to melt your heart. No matter how upset / down in the pits you are , hearing him crack just one of his jokes is enough to make you look forward to the rest of your day. Also called "walking beast" or "living sex machine" , a piece of this nerdy little person is what everyone needs in their lives.
"Look at this absolute unit, I wish I could be half as manly as him"
"He must be a Diaconu"
Diaconu by 514y January 30, 2023
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A unicorn having two horns
"I was thinking about buying a unicorn, but it seems like a dicorn has a much better protection system."
Dicorn by Suponji December 28, 2009

Diaconia 

Diaconia is another word for “caring for each other”. Diaconia is a word of Greek origin, which often appears in the Bible in its original sense, namely: serving God in caring for one’s fellow creatures. Today the expression is used for a Christian, social effort towards helping people whose lives are difficult.

With the Christian view of human nature as a basis, we are of the conviction that every human holds the possibility of change. Therefore we can believe, hope and act together with people who find that their possibilities have come to an end.
Diaconia is about humanity

* To meet people where they are.

* To see and create possibilities in what seems impossible.

* To find the time to talk with people - also when talking is difficult.

* To help people towards independence and self-worth.

Diaconia is about politics and protest

* To place human dignity in focus.

* To relate to the structures of society.

* To protest about unfair social conditions.

* To place professional knowledge beneath acts of humanity and Christian thinking.
Diaconia by girlray April 29, 2010
That really annoying person that sits next to you at work.
Oh, I don't wanna go to work today, that diacon will start blabbering again.
diacon by PrajituraCuCACAo December 5, 2015

dinacorn 

A species similar to that of dinosaurs and unicorns carrying the same features of both.
The magnificent dinacorn hunts for food by using it's lethal horn.
dinacorn by 3CowlickGuy September 30, 2010
They are more as similar to the unicorns where a unicorns of opposite sex while finding each other. Like the destiny of the wish of a person grands to himself to meet alike a person of similar interest.
Dicorns (unicorn having two horns), (kirin)

The bicorn is a mythological two horn creature due to its variation in the depictions it’s possible this creature has some shape shifting abilities.
I think they are perfectly fine together. Dicorns makes a wonderful and strong relationship so that the swinging balances and love becomes stronger.
Dicorns by Puffstonyencore22 January 11, 2023
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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