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The act of disc golfing with the bros
“Hey, Chad, we’re going on a big dilfing expedition this weekend
“I really hope you’re good at dilfing, gotta impress the professional dilfers”
Dilfing by dilflover69 July 26, 2019
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Disc golfing
The boys and I are dilfing.
dilfing by 69dilfer July 26, 2019
using hot middle-aged men to make people with daddy issues watch your content
marvel is dilfing in wandavision to get more views
dilfing by Savixrs May 7, 2021
Looking for a dilfs in your local dilfing area.
Dilfing in your local area
Dilfing by anonymous January 27, 2022
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Oh I see DILFing looking good
DILFing by Babewiththepwr April 24, 2023

Dumpster Dilfing 

Going to a trashy place, like Walmart, and looking/finding/seeing a dad you'd like to fuck.
I was bored so I went dumpster dilfing last night.
Dumpster Dilfing by Blondie13 January 23, 2009

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Dilinglashlong by matBobross June 17, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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