dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.

Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.

by Jacob Jamaal September 6, 2007

Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

by colieravioli April 7, 2016

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.

Disease where you constantly get slapped by dildos

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has the Dildonic Plague

by Mr splash February 25, 2016

Guy: Now thats very Dildonic cat

by Anamerogical girl April 16, 2019

behaving like, or showing characteristics similar to that of a large rubber penis.

I don't know what is wrong with Bobby today, but damn is he being dildonic.

by effing eff January 10, 2022

An Object That looks rather like a dildo.
First used by Dapper Dog.