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I had one but it died 

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
a phrase used in response to one inquiring to as where an object went, or where an objest is.

also can be used as 'they', 's/he', 'we', and other pronouns.
(1.) "where are my key's?"
(2.)"they died."
it died by jaykitsune February 27, 2004
the answer to a phonecall by a telemarketer
Idiot telemarketer: Hello, is -insert mispronounced name- there?
Me: I'm sorry, it [they/he/she) died.
it died by Aya-kun February 29, 2004

my dick died can i bury it in your ass? 

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.
jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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