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diddy kong

The well known sidekick from the donkey kong series. Although it seems he is small he can actually over power anyone at anytime. He runs the game and when hes angry, watch out, he'll throw his hat
Chuck Norris couldnt even look at diddy kong without crying.
diddy kong by Scott Squires November 11, 2006

Diddy Kong

1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series

2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas

3) To be near a muscular friend
1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!

2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!

3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
Diddy Kong by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Diddy Kong

The act of anally masturbating roughly with a banana, usually in a public restroom. After achieving orgasm, the banana is ingested leaving only remnants of fecal matter, and blood on the remaining banana peel. The peel is then displayed as a form of trophy, usually hanging over the side of a garbage can, or even over stall doors.
That guy just gave himself a wicked Diddy Kong
Diddy Kong by CosmicRatSalad March 24, 2022

diddy kong

when you're having sex and you pull out put a banana in fill a straw wit chocolate milk and shoot it out. while the girl cant tel cuz she is dumb
diddy kong by 444ll444k April 15, 2009

diddy kong

To penetrate with an unmittigated voracity. As well, a "fat" penis is neccessary.
I diddy kong-ed that bitch in the ass. Damn though, when I was through, that dime piece tiptapped (search tiptaps) me till my lips blew up to the size of small island. Go dumb in your backpack!

Diddy Kong Racing 

A sex game that is played much like the Nintendo 64 version. As the penis is being inserted into the vagina, the man clearly states "Get Ready...GO!" much like the beginning of an N64 race. As the woman orgasms for the first time, the man says "Lap 2". The second time she orgasms he says "Final Lap" and when he busts a load, he yells "FINISH!" Cumming before the final lap is strictly prohibited.
Yo, I totally tested my Diddy Kong Racing skills on that chick last night.
Diddy Kong Racing by cstonz February 10, 2009